beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

supersugoiautism:

unknownelandes:

SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT

i always thought it bent the other way


thatshitaintpunk:


THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING 


slutwhat:

d-a-i-s-yc-h-a-i-n-s:

What did she do? She let fucking go. How could you even let go of this man, I would be gripping on for dear life

omFG I CANT STAND WHEN PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND THE MEANING BEHIND THIS LINE, HE DOESNT MEAN DONT LET GO OF MY HAND, HE MEANS NEVER LET GO OF WHAT THEY HAD OMFG I SWEAR

cha-rminq:

Gorgeous

10knotes:

the-absolute-best-gifs:
So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.
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Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.
???: “You jumped high though.”
Tyler: “I’m black.”



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